For a good time, call Shaniqua. Na Fa Fo Fo Fo Na Fa.

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically-engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a diet of seagulls. One day his seagull supply ran out, so he set out to get more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.

Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

Step 1: Grab can
Step 2: Smash face